Reblogged from helioscentrifuge
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
Reblogged from kyssthis16
The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force.
If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America.
And just how did they think this was going to play out/
my thoughts EXACTLY
They played themselves. I can’t stop laughing!
Reblogged from filthylieslikesunbeams
If Colbert is leaving Comedy Central, they need to let her take over his time slot with her own show.
… suddenly I am 100% on board with Colbert going to the Late Show.
A MILLION YES