Reblogged from whitepeoplestealingculture
Ever want to see how bad Hollywood wants white people in everything?
Watch Godzilla (2014). They made the damn monster swim across the mother fucking Pacific Ocean for a fight in California. That is how bad.
I AM FUCKING CRYING THIS IS SO TRUE.
As if there were NO nuclear power plants in Japan for the monsters to eat like get the entire fuck.
The monsters were Japanese and yet somehow the entire movie was about this white dude in the Navy like ?????
Reblogged from tsarcasm
When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.
BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS